作业帮谁能帮我找一段关于英语四个人的对话?要300字左右,内容要幽默,是一篇四个人的对话.明天英语课要用的.有没有长一点的？
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谁能帮我找一段关于英语四个人的对话?要300字左右,内容要幽默,是一篇四个人的对话.明天英语课要用的.有没有长一点的？
谁能帮我找一段关于英语四个人的对话?
要300字左右,内容要幽默,是一篇四个人的对话.
明天英语课要用的.
有没有长一点的？
谁能帮我找一段关于英语四个人的对话?要300字左右,内容要幽默,是一篇四个人的对话.明天英语课要用的.有没有长一点的？
一:男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?）
女：Sorry.I'm having a headache this weekend.（抱歉.这个周末我头疼.）
男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能让你非常快乐.）
女：Why?Are you leaving?（是吗?你是说你要离开?）
二:A burglar 入室盗窃者
A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You will get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant.
"No,no,no." said the man."I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife.I've been trying to do that for years."
三:The Looney Bin (疯人院)
Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院）one inmate shouted,"I am Napoleon!"
Another one said,"How do you know?"
The first inmate said,"God told me!"
Just then,a voice from another room shouted,"I did not!"
疯人院
一天晚上,在疯人院里,一个病人说："我是拿破仑!"另一个说："你怎么知道?"第一个人说："上帝对我说的!"一会儿,一个声音从另一个房间传来："我没说!"
Notes:
（1）Looney (俚语）疯子
（2）inmate（n.同住者,同室者(特指在医院、监狱)）
（3）insane asylum (疯人院）
四:Mother Was too Busy 妈妈太忙
Mother Was too Busy
Teacher:Mike,you're always asking your father to do your homework instead,and again this time.
Mike:Pardon,sir,this time at first I would not let him do it,but mother was too busy.
妈妈太忙
老师：迈克,你老是叫你的父亲替你做作业,这次又.
迈克：对不起,老师,这次作业我本不打算让爸爸替我做,可妈妈实在太忙
五:When Do People Talk Least?人们什么时候说话最少?
When Do People Talk Least?
Student A:When do people talk least?
Student B:In February.
Student A:Why?
Student B:Because February is the shortest month of a year.
人们什么时候说话最少?
学生甲：人们在什么时候说话最少?
学生乙：在二月.
学生甲：为什么呢?
学生乙：因为二月是一年中最短的一个月.
兄弟够不够啊!不够说一声啊!